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Xander: How's your face?
Andrew: OK.
Xander: Sorry about that. She shouldn't have hit you. (hands him the glass of water) Thirsty? Go on.
Andrew: That chick's psycho.
   [ Never Leave Me - Episode 7.9 (#131) ]

Xander: Now, we can do this the hard way, if you want. But believe me if I tell you, this will go much easier if you just tell us what you know.
Andrew: Ow. You're barking up the wrong asparagus, man. I don't know anything.
   [ Never Leave Me - Episode 7.9 (#131) ]

Andrew: Listen to me, man, I've got a bad feeling about this.
Xander: Of course you've got a bad feeling, dude. You're- you're tied to a chair.
Andrew: No. Yeah, but above and beyond that. I'm telling you that my spider-sense is tingling. This is gonna get hairy. I'm talking weird with a beard. Better untie me.
   [ Bring on the Night - Episode 7.10 (#132) ]

Andrew: Man, this place gives me the creeps. It's like in Wonder Woman, issue 297/299—
Xander: "Catacombs"—yeah with the skeletons.
Andrew/Xander: (simultaneously, smiling and nodding) That was cool.
   [ Bring on the Night - Episode 7.10 (#132) ]

Xander: Maybe we can save the maybes for a more dayish part of the day, girls. Potential slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes.
Andrew: I'm with him. Keep the chatter down! Or, speak up so I can hear you. I'm bored. Episode I bored.
   [ Showtime - Episode 7.11 (#133) ]

Andrew: Ow! Watch it! That's my joystick hand.
Xander: I'm not gonna touch that one.
   [ Showtime - Episode 7.11 (#133) ]

Xander: Come on, people, we gotta move.
Andrew: I'm moving. Climbing's not my thing. I got a inner ear condition.
Xander: Is falling your thing? 'Cause if you don't pick up the pace, I'm gonna come up there and drop your ass.
Andrew: Way to keep up morale in a crisis. No wonder Buffy's the leader.
   [ Showtime - Episode 7.11 (#133) ]

Andrew: I'm supposed to get a call when the new League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comes in. I gave them this number.
Xander: Ooh. Can you see if you can get two?
   [ The Killer In Me - Episode 7.13 (#135) ]

Xander: I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay.
Willow: What?
Xander:You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?
Andrew: (wistfully) Captain Archer... (nods)
Xander: Come on, let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.
   [ First Date - Episode 7.14 (#136) ]

Andrew: It's morning in Sunnydale, and the women of command central take the time to fortify themselves for the day ahead.
Xander: Hey!
Andrew: Women and Xander. Hey, I'm gonna do your special intro later. "The man who is the heart of the slayer machine."
Xander: (smiles) Yeah? The heart? (blushes)
   [ Storyteller - Episode 7.16 (#138) ]

Andrew: Hey, here's something I think you're going to be interested in, gentle viewers. (zooms in on the window behind the sofa) Look at the fine work Xander did on that replacing that window sash. You can't even tell it's new, it blends in so well. He's extraordinary.
   [ Storyteller - Episode 7.16 (#138) ]

Andrew: Godzilla's mostly Tokyo-based, so he's probably a no-show.
Amanda: Besides, if Matthew Broderick can kill Godzilla, how tough is he?
Andrew: (whines) Xander... (crosses his arms petulantly)
Xander: Matthew Broderick did not kill Godzilla. He killed a big, dumb lizard. That was not the real Godzilla.
   [ Dirty Girls - Episode 7.18 (#140) ]

Xander: So, did you see?
Andrew: I—I was scared. I'm sorry.
Xander: Did you see what happened? I mean, was she...
Andrew: She was incredible. She died saving my life.
Xander: That's my girl. Always doing the stupid thing.
   [ Chosen - Episode 7.22 (#144) ]