Narrator: It is the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobots' homeplanet of Cyberton. But from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron's moons, the valiant Autobots plot to retake their homeland.

Ironhide: Your days are numbered now, Decepticreeps.

Optimus Prime: Now all we need is a little energon and a lot of luck.

Megatron: Die Autobots!

Daniel: Hot Rod! The shuttle's comin! Let's watch it land!
Hot Rod: Talk about dull, Daniel.

Kup: What's that darn fool doin'?

Kup: The insecticons are in our way.
Hot Rod: Wrong! They're our way in.

Blaster: Optimus Prime, do you read me? The Decepticons are blitzing Autobot City. We're really takin' a pounding. Don't know how much longer we can hold out.

Rumble: First we crack the shell; then we crack the nuts inside!

Blurr: We've got Decepticons at the gate, Decepticons in the air, Decepticons at the walls. Decepticons, Decepticons, Decepticons! If we shoot them off the gates, they're still in the air. If we shoot them out of the air, they're still at the walls. And where does that leave us? Nowhere, that's where!

Springer: I've got better things to do tonight than die!

Optimus Prime: One shall stand. One shall fall.

Optimus Prime: One day an Autobot shall rise from our ranks and use the power of the Matrix to light our darkest hour. Until that day, till all are one.

Starscream: *standing ready to toss Megatron out into the cold of space* Oh, how it pains me to do this!
Megatron: Wait, I still function...
Starscream: Wanna bet? *throws him out of the ship*

Soundwave: Soundwave superior. Constructicons inferior.

Rumble: Hey! Nobody calls Soundwave un-kruz-amatic!

Starscream: Who disrupts my coronation?!
Galvatron: Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.
Starscream: Megatron...is that you?
Galvatron: Here's a hint! *transforms into gun, fires a blast, and turns Starscream into ashes*

Spike: It isn't even dented. Oh, shit! What are we gonna do now?

Galvatron: I, Galvatron, shall crush you as Megatron crushed Prime.
Ultra Magnus: And you'll die trying just like Megatron!

Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, love Kup's war stories.
Kup: You're living one now.

Hot Rod: Universal Greeting?
Kup: Watch. I'll have them eating of my hand. Bah weep grah nah weep ninny bong.

Hot Rod: They've got more Sharkticons than we've got photon charges!
Kup: Then let's hold a demolition derby!

Wreck-Gar: TV! We talk TV. You talk some TV?
Kup: I talk some TV. "And now for the news. Don't touch that dial!"

Unicron: For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron. But now, you shall witness--its dismemberment!

Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, kick butt!

Optimus Prime: *voice from the Matrix itself* Arise, Rodimus Prime.

Rodimus Prime: This is the end of the road, Galvatron.

Rodimus Prime: Let this mark the end of the Cybertronian Wars, as we march forward to a new age of peace and happiness. Till all are one!

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