The Royal Couple of Thieves Quotes

Gabrielle: Is money the only thing in your life?
Autolycus: I believe it is-- Now we were talking about a reward.

Gabrielle: If anybody can afford this auction, he can.
Xena: Thatís why youíre going as him.

Autolycus: So, tell me more about this-- uh-- Sinteres.
Gabrielle: Well, Iíve only heard a few stories, but heís known as the Warrior Philosopher. Everything he says sounds philosophical.
Autolycus: Hmm.
Gabrielle: He always chews on toothpicks.
Autolycus: Toothpicks?
Gabrielle: Heís deadly-- he once killed a man with only a rose petal.

Xena: Howís your head?
Gabrielle: Have you ever had a headache that was so painful, you wanted to be dead? Well, I wish I had one of those right now.

Gabrielle: Well, I hate to admit it, but I like him; even though-- when you strip it all away, heís just a thief for hire.

Xena: Gabrielle, didnít you read those tablets? ĎThou shall not steal.í
Gabrielle: I promise Iíll give it back-- as soon as I find the owner.