The Greater Good Quotes

Xena: I wish the two of you would just get along.
Gabrielle: It’s not like we’re at constant war or anything. Argo doesn’t like me.
Xena: Sometimes you have to have patience with things that annoy you.
Gabrielle: Oh, I never said she annoyed me.
Xena: I wasn’t talking to you.
Gabrielle: Oh, funny-- very, very funny.

Gabrielle: You stupid, conniving, four-foot daughter of a-- mare!?

Gabrielle: You know what this is? It’s water-- fizzy water. He’s making money selling water.

Gabrielle: One big, naked defeat?
Salmoneus: It wasn’t pretty.

Gabrielle: This was really a stupid time to try to keep something from me.
Xena: I didn’t know how much Talmic poison was on the dart.
Gabrielle: It doesn’t matter. If there was even a chance of your being sick, you should’ve told me. You could’ve gotten killed!
Xena: Gabrielle-- yell at me later.

Gabrielle: So, I just stand there and I-- I-- wave this fake chakram-- and give that yell-thingy of yours.
Salmoneus: And can you give that yell-thingy?
Gabrielle: Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!
Salmoneus: This is not gonna fool Talmadeus.

Gabrielle: Thought you’d come back for some more, did you?
Soldier: Does she seem smaller than before?

Gabrielle: This is not about you or me, Salmoneus. It’s about these people. Now, that’s why we’re here-- why Xena was here. We are staying and fighting for the greater good. Get to work.

Gabrielle: Glad to have you back. Don’t you ever do this again.
Xena: Gabrielle, we’re in the middle of a fight!

Xena: Gabrielle-- when you thought I was dead, you risked your life to try and take me back home.
Gabrielle: It was your last wish. For all that you’ve given me, and all the times that you saved my life, I would go to Tatarus and back just to carry it out.